
I don’t get to the “mall” that much but, tonight I did. Walking around, I started noticing rosaries everywhere. All up in the Buckle type stores I was being drug into. Even on the little mini store carts in the main hall. They had some that were over top with gaudiness. It was fantastic!
Ok, you have to realize that I am a Jesus paraphernalia FREAK. I love plastic Jesus statues, concrete saint statues for the yard, all kinds of rosary beads, Jesus bandaids, crucifixes of all shapes and sizes, bowling nuns. EVERYTHING.
At first sight of someone wearing a rosary as fashion, the old school Catholic in me thinks, “Oh, come on, that’s not some necklace. That’s meant to be used for prayer and devotion. You’re kind of being disrespectful.” Ok, but wait a minute. That’s completely the WRONG attitude to have. Rosaries becoming a fashionable accessory? Oh, heck yeah! I think its great people are starting to see them as “cool”. I hope every kid in the world picks one up from those silly mall cart salesmen. Let them buy them from gum machines for a quarter! They can come with a complimentary Jesus temporary tattoo. I hope they wear those things with all kinds of gangsta pride! Own that shit!
I also hope they get curious and research their origins. Not only are they truly BAD ASS looking, the rosary and the prayers the beads count off can be a truly comforting devotion. Who knows, that faith stuff could be really “cool” one day, too.
NOTE: All right, don’t start thinking I’m trying to get all preachy on you. I’m not trying to convert you or pull you into some cult. These are merely my opinions and I completely respect yours. But come on, you have to admit rosaries are BAD ASS.